he puts the penis in happiness.
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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