Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
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