My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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