Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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