I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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