This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
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