We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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