I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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