But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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