As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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