is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
porn star boner night. come get it.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
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