awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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