The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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