none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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