I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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