Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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