That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I could have mohawked her pubes.
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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