She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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