My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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