I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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