She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
so much tequila, so little girl.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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