hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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