I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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