Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I will die if light touches me.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
