i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
There's always time for handjobs
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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