whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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