Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
