what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
I understand Curling. That high.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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