I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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