There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
either way he was missing a nipple.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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