What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
Randomize
