whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
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