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Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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