I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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