gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I got her a Nickelback box set.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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