So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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