Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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