Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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