We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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