yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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