And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
