So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How does one acquire holy water?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Randomize
