Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
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