it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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