She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
