He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
