I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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