You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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