she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
PANTIES FOUND
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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