Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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