After last night, I could never be a politician.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
