Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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