Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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