butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
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